JOKES- CHUTKULE -COME ON LAUGH- ENJOY

 JOKES- CHUTKULE -COME ON LAUGH- ENJOY

Santa (Santa) - Doctor sir 2 years ago I had a fever.

Doctor - So what now?

Santa (Santa) - You had refused to take a bath, today I was passing by, so I thought I would ask .. "Now, do I take a bath" ??   

When Santa went to take a job in a mobile company, he was banished after answering the question in advance!

Question: Which is the largest network?

Santa: Cartoon Network!

Santa was hanging upside down on the tree,

Banta asked - what happened?

Santa - Nothing, have taken a headache pill, it should not go anywhere in the stomach. !!!

Santa dials the number after drinking alcohol, then the girl's voice comes "You don't have enough balance to call, please recharge.

Santa: sweetheart you talk to me, that's enough for me.

Santa: This morning a cat cut my way

Banta: Then?

Santa: Then Cat met with an accident. She cannot mess with us.

When Santa went to take a job in a mobile company, he was banished after answering the question in advance!

Question: Which is the largest network?

Santa: Cartoon Network!

Santa And Banta was drunkenly drunk and going between the railway tracks.

Santa: Oh God, I've never climbed so many stairs before

Banta: Hey, the stairs are fine, I am surprised at how low the railing is attached to hold it by hand… ..

A motorcyclist asked Santa to ask for the address….

Excuse me… I want to go to the “Red Fort”?

Santa: If you go tell everyone like this, brother, when will you reach ?

Santa ate half a kilo of jalebi at a confectionery and started paying without any money ..

The shopkeeper said - Hey Jalebi's money.

Santa - money is not there ..

At this, the shopkeeper called his servant and beat him up.

After getting beaten, Santa woke up and said while sweeping his hands and feet - give one kilo more weight at the same rate.

Santa went to the store to pick up his underwear.

The shopkeeper showed him underwear of Rs 300.

Hearing the money, Santa said: Show your daily wear, do not need partywear.

Seeing the new phone in Santa's hand, Banta said: When did you buy the new phone?

Santa: Not new, it's girlfriends!

Banta: Why did you get a girlfriend's phone?

Santa: Everyday she used to say, you don't pick up my phone ..! Got a chance today, got it up !!

Beggar: Baba it is a question of 5 rupees!

Santa: Ask, maybe I know.

Beggar: Faint… ..santa rocks…

Interviewer: How much is your risk taking capacity…

Candidate: Sir I have demanded from God the same wife in the next birth also.

Interviewer: Selected

Sanjana reached for driving license interview for the third time

Officer - If you have a husband on one side and your brother on the other side, what will you kill?

Sanjana - Husband

officer - Hey madam, I am telling you for the third time that you will hit the brakes.

Judge: How did you steal while being a master at home?

Thief: Sahib, your job is also good, salary is also good, then what will you do after learning all this?

Girl gets a call from a boy

Boy: Yes! How much should I recharge?

Girl: What do you think I call every time I need to recharge?

Boy: Then?

Girl: Buy 2 Dresses for me

Boyfriend - Do you know that…. Music has so much power that water can be heated.

Girlfriend - yes of course, why not. When my blood can boil after listening to your song, why not water?

Boy: Doesn't it feel strange to walk around everyday wearing the same clothes?

Girl: This is my office uniform, brother-in-law… (Sala)

girl -

If the clouds thunder

I miss you

From spring

I miss you

Raindrops

Miss you

Boy- I know, your umbrella is lying with me, I will return it back, don't die…. !!!:

Beautiful secretary came out of the boss's cabin angrily ..

Friends asked, "Hey, what happened?" 

Secretary: Fucking was asking whether you arefree this evening? 

Friend: Then ...?

Secretary: When I said yes, then Harami दे gave 60 pages of typing. 

Cashier said to the man standing at the bank's cashier window "there is no money"

Customer: And two Modi escaped with money, all money to Mallya abroad

The cashier pulled his hand out of the window and grabbed his neck and said, "The brother-in-law there is no monry to withdraw in your account."

Tau went to a Hospital for treatment 

Nurse: Take a Long breathe

Tau breathed long

Nurse: How do you feel

Tau: I enjoyed very much which perfume you used?

Bantu: This message has spread on Whatsapp in Punjab that - "Curfew is going to be closed, petrol pumps will be closed, make your cars full" 

All the Punjabi vehicles got stuck in the line,

An old man came and shouted - Hey donkeys, when the curfew is to be imposed, what will the cars will do in your bedroom… then what…

Leaving the pump, the People started getting lined up at Liquor Shop.….

           

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